It ain’t Christmas with laughter. Christmas Jokes, Memes are right here for you. Yeah, you heard it right. Apart from that, you will also be seeing the coolest Merry Christmas Poems and riddles. When the entire family is gathered, of course, there will be many things going on. Relatives will be asking kids to say poems and also everyone participate in many activities like Christmas riddles. Jokes and Mems are there too. You can even share these Merry Christmas Jokes, Meme, Poems, Riddles among your friends and loved ones too.
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Merry Christmas Jokes, Memes, Poems, Riddles
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Merry Christmas Jokes
The best X-mas jokes right here for you.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do you call an elf who sings?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red. He stood looking out the windows of is palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting. He turned to her and said, “Look my dear, it has begun to rain!” Without even looking up from her knitting she replied, “It’s too cold to rain. It must be sleeting.” The Czar shook his head and said, “I am the Czar of all the Russias, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!”
Why is Christmas just like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
Merry Christmas Memes
A Christmas Meme can ignite positive vibe among all the friends. Do make your own Christmas Memes or you can just take the best memes from us.
Merry Christmas Poems
Poems and prayers go hand in hand. Poems for kids will be too much fun on Christmas Eve.
“I know I’m sometimes thoughtless,
And forget to say and do,
The many little things I should,
To show my love for you,
But since it is Christmas time,
I got (made) this card just to say,
That always, deep within my heart,
I love you more and more each day!”
“There is a strange magic in the air,
There is something for everyone,
The sound of the bells,
The anticipation and the fun,
The smiles on the faces,
There is a strange magic in the air,
It’s the time for Christmas!”
What do we love about Christmas;
Does our delight reside in things?
Or are the feelings in our hearts
The real gift that Christmas brings.
It’s seeing those we love,
And sending Christmas cards, too,
Appreciating people who bring us joy
Special people just like you.
Evergreen boughs that fill our homes
With fragrant Christmas scents,
Hearts filled with the loving glow
That Christmas represents;
Christmas cookies, turkeys stuffed,
Festive holly berry,
Little faces bright with joy,
Loved ones being merry;
Parties, songs, beribboned gifts,
Silver bells that tinkle,
Christmas trees and ornaments,
Colorful lights that twinkle;
Relatives waiting with open arms
To smile and hug and kiss us;
These are some of the special joys
That come along with Christmas.
Take a heap of child-like wonder
That opens up our eyes
To the unexpected gifts in life—
Each day a sweet surprise.
Mix in fond appreciation
For the people whom we know;
Like festive Christmas candles,
Each one has a special glow.
Add some giggles and some laughter,
A dash of Christmas food,
(Amazing how a piece of pie
Improves our attitude!)
Stir it all with human kindness;
Wrap it up in love and peace,
Decorate with optimism, and
Our joy will never cease.
If we use this healthy recipe,
We know we will remember
To be in the Christmas spirit,
Even when it’s not December.
Merry Christmas Riddles
Take a look at the best Merry Christmas riddles. They are humorous and you will love them for sure.
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What kind of bird can write?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
[Jungle bells, jungle bells…]
What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
[Pour Santa flush on him.]
Who’s there ?
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
[We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.]
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